Thursday, September 30, 2004

21st caperberry girl

caperberriesMy name is joella and I am addicted to caperberries.

I seek out delicatessens wherever I go, and pay whatever they ask. I order them obsessively from online supermarket delivery services and complain when they substitute capers (NOT THE SAME. NOT NEARLY THE SAME).

I eat them direct from the jar with a fork, and, when all the big ones are gone, with a spoon. When they are all gone, I *drink the juice*.

Now I have said this, they will lose their power. Won't they? Isn't that what Freud promised?

joella

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