W0nko drunk0

I have a fabulous train of thought that kind of knits together Mick Thomas, Kidlington Cricket Club and everything I hate about Julie Burchill.

I am a bit too drunk to expound it now, but I hope that writing this bit down will remind me tomorrow.

Last night I had another fabulous train of thought that I was sure I would remember today, but I don't.

Hence doing this.

Though explaining all this is surely irrelevant.

Go to bed joella you drunken fool.

Oh, okay.