Monday, January 10, 2005

Spam bemusement

Viagra, I can see the point of, I suppose. In certain circumstances. Similarly, while I can't really believe it could actually a) work or b) improve likelihood of successful relationships with women, I can see why a man might want a longer penis.

But every other message I am getting at the moment is exhorting me to 'increase the volume of my ejaculation'. What on earth's the point of that? Bigger wet patch? A brief (and admittedly non-random) survey of women of my acquaintance confirms that less is definitely more.

So either I'm missing something, or this is a classic case of nobody bothering to ask the ultimate target market whether they actually want this product. Which may not stop men buying it, but the average woman is likely to be as pleased as my mum was the time my dad bought her a four slice toaster for Christmas.

joella

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