Absolutely shitfaced

When you're bleedy and sad, absolutely shitfaced is the only way to be. You (one? I don't think I'm well educated enough to use 'one' but it would sound better) are truly drunk yet supremely benign -- a very rare combination, in fact only possible for half the drinking population on one night a month. And discount those who are pregnant, ain't bled yet or are post-menopause... so we are talking one chance in about 100 that any member of the population could be currently feeling like me. And only maybe half of them will be so that's like 1 in 200. Wow.

You 199 people are missing out. All is groovy.

joella