Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Cervix on TV

A friend writes to me and tells me he is checking out my blog but that nothing in my life can compare to his recent 'camera up arse' (medical reasons, presumably) experience. Ha.

Not once, not twice, but three times I have seen my cervix on TV, as people have stuck cameras up there while they have been trying to fix various things wrong with it. Successfully, as far as we know, which is good, because I am in no hurry to repeat the experience. I can report that it looks like a big pink shiny doughnut, and that one inadvertently knees oneself in the face when they start poking around with very long cotton buds and other less fluffy things.

So there.

Although there was the time his penis exploded. I can't beat that.

joella

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